Showing posts with label manners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label manners. Show all posts

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Manners

I am firm believer in manners.  Everything from eating with the right fork to saying "please", "thank you" and "yes ma'am".


I also believe that manners should exist in and out of the bedroom.  Yes, I went there.  Just because you're not in public doesn't mean you get to turn into a hick.


Now, I may be a little rusty getting back into the "scene", but the last time I checked there were still certain things that just should be done if you planned on keeping someone around for longer than a minute- even if it wasn't meant to be serious, but rather "convenient".


Where should we begin? Hmm, let's see where to start...


  1. ALWAYS let a lady go first.  IN PUBLIC and IN THE BEDROOM.  You will be a GOD if you follow this rule.
  2. Don't call at all hours of the night; If you do call late, it should be to make sure we made it home okay.
  3. Don't imply that we could be couple in public.  If this is a hook up there will be NO public affection.
  4. Leave when we ask you to.  Don't linger, don't stick around to see what else might happen.  It looks desperate. Say "goodbye" and "I'll see you soon".
  5. Don't call us- WE will call you.  And when we do, thank us for calling- saying "What's Up?!" sounds vile.



And that my friends, is the end.  My apologies for my rant, but it needed to be said.  It had been on my mind all week.